When a man with a tiny penis (we'll just use the name Chris) uses a bad excuse such as "Pet my puppy" as slang for handjob or another sexual act.
Synonyms for Pet my puppy
On this page, you will find 30 slang terms related to My puppy. Some of the top words include: blue veined custard chucker, japolac, croch, pens, big ron, and 25 more.